bandgeeksknowit:

how to get out of rehearsal:

don’t

go to rehearsal you piece of trash

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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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  • me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
  • me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row
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theyellowbrickroad:

sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/

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flashfans:

Not strictly The Flash related, but how amazing does Colton Haynes look in his Arsenal costume?!

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lordeddardstark:

what do we say to the god of death?

me: sean bean is that way

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whybenedict:

do u ever have those nights where u open 40 fanfics

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